the first of many to come

So this is my first blog. It is come to my attention that a lot of people are out there ranting and raving about their personal lives on the internet. So what other source on the list of babbling could be added to this perpetual, useless and mind numbing regurgitation of other people's thoughts? Oh yeah that's right...... I could start my own blog. Hopefully within this blog I can make you laugh, smile, think about things differently, or you could get so completely upset with what I'm saying that you would purposefully go out and tell other people not to read. So here it goes, just another inept human being spouting off pointless dribble in hopes of being heard. er....read. before we get going on the blog, I would like to make a few promises.
1) I will never write a "woe is me" shit post that nobody really cares about.
2)I will never use the terms Fuck my life or (fml), lol or any other three letter abbreviation for some sort of catchphrase or coined term. If anything comes off as being a sad "woe is me" post, just take my word for it, it's not. I'm not a sad person. grouchy? Yes. Sad? No.
3) I will try my best to keep the posts short and sweet. TRY MY BEST. being key. I have a tendency to drag things out.
4) Anything that I say here is not meant to offend. Seriously people this is supposed to be a fun thing and a way I can get shit off my chest.
So that's it.
I hope you enjoy it
Seriously,
             Kevin